Con-tin-uing
Our British news
Man City won but Kun they lose.

The Bucs beat Liv-er-pool Red Sox
Jol-ly Rod-gers is in a box.

(Chorus)
     Ars-en-al won!
     They did beat Stoke

     Swine Chelsea lost
     Mourhino croaked

Ca-nar-ies crapped 
in Bournemouth's drink

Watford beat Swans
Though they do stink.

That's e-nough of this fuck-ing song
Stuck in my head 'for very long.