The Corbynistas.*

Labour's shadow cabinet.

Jesus Christ, that's a cabinet of shadows. Who is that, the Minister of Gloom next to Jeremy? She looks like Lynne Cheney on 9/11. Smile a little, pussycat. Real bubbly bunch all around, huh?...Wa-Wait a minute, wait a cotton pickin' minute here...Where's Arthur?! 

We want Arthur! We Want Arthur! WE WANT ARTHUR!

*I so wish that I could claim credit for coining that term but, alas, I stole it from the Guardian in a headline from June. Brilliant job, Guards.