Tuesday, September 01, 2015

That gay blade was the symbol of the Know Nothing Party. He has no name other than "Citizen." Very French Revolution-y. You can hardly make it out, the caption at the top, so I've cropped the photo and darkened and enlarged the caption:

Ah...They made the connection, too; the Know-Nothings of the 1850's viewed themselves as the legitimate offspring of the American revolutionaries: flamboyant, paranoid, ignorant, homosexuals...Wait.


The hat, what's with the hat? Also French Revolution-y?
No! Not at all.

Or the various "Liberty Caps" of the early Americans?
No!


Warren Beatty?
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot.


So vain.


And there's an apricot tie! Thus by this process of rigid concatenation we demonstrate that Donald Trump, Son of Uncle Sam, is a Know-Nothing.