7:30 pm ET, Florida "Panthers" at Ottawa "Senators."

7:57 pm. Text message from son:

First two shots on goal by cats are GOALS! 2-0 within 10 seconds!!!
Hahahahaha amazing! Two shots on net. Two goals. 
Sorry. Two goals within EIGHT seconds of each other ;)

7:58 pm, reply:

YOU'RE FRIGGING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!

7:59, son:

Hahaha INFRIGGINCREDIBLE