April Foolishness

Holy Jesus Christ. Villanova beat Oklahoma 95-51 this evening in the first of the Final Four games in the scholarly basketball tournament. It was the worst beating in the history of the F.F. The New Towners will play the winner of Syracuse-North Carolina for the official national championship. Sucks to be the 'Cuse or the Apple Chills. 'Nova's games in the tournament so far:

86-56, North Carolina Asheville (15 seed).
87-68, Iowa (7 seed).
92-69, Miami (3)
64-59, Kansas (1)
95-51, Oklahoma (2)
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85-61, average.

Hooo-doggie.