Oh, one more thing, there's always one more thing, so here's one more thing. In addition to there being no baseball this year there is also no NFL draft. I never heard of Jared Goff (QB) California nor of Carson Wentz (QB) NDSU so those two non-existent personages were not selected first and second in this non-existent draft.

Ok, done. This popsicle stand is blown.