"Before we do that, [invoke Article 50] we need to determine the kind of relationship we want with the EU. Any new negotiation to leave the EU will begin under a new prime minister."
      -The Prime Minister formerly known as David Cameron.

                                     ?

Cameron, what was the precise question you submitted to the people of the Kingdom formerly known as United for referendum? Was it:

1. What kind of relationship do we want with the European Union?

     A. Good.

     B. Bad.

     C. Friends with benefits.

     D. What's the European Union?

No.

2. Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

     A. Remain.

     B. Leave.

Yes. Cameron, stop being a jagoff and Leave.