Is this because you're a kingdom? How many votes did Queen Elizabeth get? How long have you been doing this? It does not SEEM very LONG. Because, look, okay, in "politics" where you count "votes" somebody WINS and somebody loses, okay?...So WHY has everybody LOST here? See, there is something you're not doing right, you've got half of it down, butyouneedawinner. Now, from where I sit, and this is not rocket science, okay?, the Conservatives LOST, okay? Like, the Conservative Prime Minister RESIGNED. That is a signal measure that he LOST. Then! His Chancellor of the Exchequer RESIGNED. THEN! The Conservative Prime Minister's heir apparent looked like his dog died. So, that all means, c'mon, c'mon, cmoncmon, that means Labour WON. Right?...YES! Shut up, just shut UP, that is what that MEANS. So. Jeremy Corbyn and his shadow cabinet should be meeting in full session around a big table and SHOULD BE HAVING A CIRCLE JERK! Now see to it that they do that.