Look at that map. Yes, that is the ugliest map of the United States I've ever seen, too. On accounta it distorts the size of the states in proportion to their electoral votes. So, if I'm a Republican, and God did not debase me further with that infirmity, I am fucking sick to my stomach.

All of New England except for New Hampshire is darkest blue, Hillary Clinton's favored shade. All of the mid-Atlantic states; Pennsylvania, just a tad lighter. Heading south of D.C. Virginia appears the same shade as Pennsylvania, North Carolina, noticeably lighter, but still a lighter shade of blue, not red, or pink; coral; salmon. South Carolina is the first state along the eastern seaboard in Trump red and even there, in South Carolina-must-be-destroyed, there are pink salmon swimming. Georgia-on-my-mind, the palest possible blue, but blue (Harry Reid has said flat-out Georgia is Clinton's), and then coming out of the Asshole of America is a turd colored Carolina blue.

Moving from South back up Nawth Alabama is Trump's first solid state. Even neighboring Mississippi-must-be-last is not red-red, it's salmon, lighter than Lose-ee-ana, which is lighter than 'Bama. Ar-Kansas, Tennessee, and Kentucky are 'bout the same shade of reddish as is LA.

Meandering our way back to civilization we encounter a salamander, deep red salamander-shaped, Deliverance-populated West Virginia squeezed as if in a vice among bluish Maryland-my-Maryland, D.C., Virginy and, to the north Ohio.

Even Indiana, Pence's home state, is not the reddest-red.

Mee-sha-gan, On-Wisconsin and Illinoise all deep blue and Minnehaha lighter blue. That is hard to believe, Minnesota not being deep blue.

Going to the Left coast, Cal and Wash are the deepest of blue, Oregon appears slightly lighter, and squeezed between the West and the mid-West are those little red peepy states that no one knows who they are.

Basically for Trump, it's Dueling Banjo's, Roll Tide, Lose, Okie, Idaho and Wyoming. Those are Trump's best states. Those Sexy Six get Trump all the way up to 36 electoral votes. Now, of course he's going to win more than that, he's going to win everything in pinkish-red, and that will get him 176 as a bon voyage to Russia. Even Texas is not solid red.

Look at Hairy Boner. As pale as Jawja, pale blue. 

These are Nate Silver's/538's map and coloring and they are Election Day forecasts, not state-of-the-race-now. Now is even worse for the Putin Republicans.

Basically 538's forecast for election day is blue sky with a pinkish sunset, the perfect send-off for Clownstickanov.