Big match for the Angels tomorrow, BIG match, biggest of the year so far. The second-place Hotsie-Totsies come to Manchester to play fifth-place City, who are two points out of the final Champions League qualifying slot, occupied, of course, by the Arse.

City's last two matches have been a 5-0 mauling of the Hammerheads at Land Hammerhead stadium and an embarrassing 4-0 mauling by Everton at wherever Everton is.