Wednesday, January 25, 2017

This Is Anfield: Where The Men Are Men, And The Sheep Are Nervous.

There is only one soccer club in the world that I really dislike: Liverpool.

It started with the Cannibal of Liverpool, Luis Suarez, and his racist name-calling of Manchester United's Patrice Evra; then manager Kenny Dalglish's vocal, public, and frequent defense of the Cannibal. It continued under Jolly Rodgers and his oh-so-close title chasing season, that of the Gerrard Slip, Hit it! "Que Gerrard, Gerrard! He passed it to Demba Ba, he fell on his bloody arse, que Gerrard, Gerrard;" most exquisitely of Rodgers lame-brained attempt to catch City and its eight-goal edge that year by trying to run up the score on Crystal Palace in the last match of the season, resulting instead in,
[Oh! Excuse me whilst I spew my bodily essence at the memory.]

It was set in concrete with the Blowfish of Liverpool,
and the abuse heaped on Raheem Sterling for even thinking of leaving. "This is Anfield"! for godssake. (Which Sterling did, for City. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!).

It continues to this precise moment. Hit it!

O when the Saints go marching in
When the Saints go marching in


90: Frustrating... Really frustrating. 🔴 0-1 ⚫ #LIVSOU
1:49 PM - 25 Jan 2017
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Liverpool's season unravels with EFL Cup semifinal exit vs. Southampton (ESPNFC)


Liv-er-pool, goes whimp-er-ing out,
When the Saints go marching in(toAnfield)