Tuesday, March 28, 2017

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I do NOT like the vibe I been gettin' outta MistakeLand all year. They are "losing" tonight in AlamoLand 94-64 with 5+ left, which is like saying the Minnesota Looney Tunes were "losing" 5-2 late at the Barber Shop. That t'ain't losing, that's gettin' BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. The "Spurs" are shooting 49%. I don't care that Cleve is still in first second place in the Least, that they have their playoff gear to kick into, there are ten frigging games left in the regular season and they are stinking the joint up, and can't play defense wurf a shit. Says T Lue:

"The crazy part about it -- we start off the right way, but teams are so much faster than us. They just look so much faster than we are. I mean, damn. It just looks like -- just beat us on the dribble, transition, just looking faster."

They're "so much faster"? That seems to be *rather* fundamental, don't it? That is not predictive of a coming "playoff gear."

"We do have slow guys. And guys are tired. Games that we would normally try to get those guys some rest, it just hasn't been happening."

You have "slow guys". I see. The other guys have "so much faster guys," you've got "slow guys" who are "tired." I see.

Spaketh £:

"...yeah, we look a little slow versus a lot of these teams. It's up to the individual where if you're feeling a little slow, OK, you gotta get in better shape."

In "better shape"? After 72 games you have to get in "better" "shape"? I thought you were just fundamentally, constitutionally "slow guys". In need of "rest."

Cleveland is NOT going to repeat as NBA champs. T'AIN'T gonna happen.

*This post has been updated.