Is this real?

Alexei, how you do this shit! You in jail and dressed gooder than your lawyer, Oxsana. Look at Pencils thrust their pencil pee-pees thru bars, interview you! I visit clients in jail, they wear orange. You wear cashmere. You got couch in jail, Oxsana sit on couch. My clients no get couch. Me, I know get couch when I visit. I get hard plastic, hard wood, hard on hemorrhoids, pain in my assholes. I no understand, Alexei, I NO understand this shit.