Notice:

It has come to the belated attention of the undersigned that one Giancarlo Stanton, aka "Mike" but he prefers Giancarlo, has hit 59 home runs in the sport of baseball and plays for the Miami "Marlins" which the undersigned is familiar with. Stanton did not hit any home runs tonight and has one game left, manana as we say in Miami to tie Babe Ruth or Roger Maris, the only two non-steroid enhanced players in baseball history to hit more.