Thursday, September 21, 2017

(Fantasy) "TRUMP 'ESCAPE'?"


"Secret Service and other law enforcement personnel have interrogated Melania Trump through an interpreter. She has told them that last night, September 20, at 10:00 pm EST she and the president decided that he would leave Washington by flight at 7 am today to escape imminent arrest by special counsel Robert Mueller. Mrs. Trump advised that the president instructed her to make a reservation for him under the pseudonym "Kim Philby" on the next available Adria Airways flight but that she didn't know how to make flight arrangements. The president then said he would take Air Force One. She claimed not to know where President Trump was going to go. Mrs. Trump told investigators that Trump's daughter, Ivanka, known within the family as "Doudou," opposed the escape plan and tried to alert vice president Mike Pence but that he had his phone on snooze."