Saturday, September 23, 2017

Survival Saturday

In half an hour God's Righteous Team of Angels With a Bullet Wound host Crystal Palace. Heh-heh-heh-heh. The Bloody Angels are first in the table, Child Porn last. City have outscored their last four opponents 17-1, 15-0 with Ederson in goal. The Child Pornographers have lost all five of their matches this season and have been out-scored 8-0. Unless Pep plays the Academy team this will be pornographic.

At the same time co-leaders (identical on record, points and goal difference) United Chevrolet Dealers of Manchester go to Southampton, ninth in the table, a bit of a tougher test.

City will be table-toppers at the end of the afternoon on goal difference.

In scholarly tackle football the pickins' be slim. Texas Christian(16) will get concussed at Oklahoma State(11) and Mississippi State(17) goes "between the hedges" with Jawja(11). The Beloveds ramble to Hotlanta where they are expected to get wrecked by Tech.