Friday, October 13, 2017

Red River Showdown

Tomorrow is Saturday! Yes, today is Friday which would make tomorrow...Alright, beat me, whip me, I lost track for a moment.

So tomorrow in professorial tackle football is the Red River Showdown, played each year for the last hundred years, between Maryland and Iowa State.

Short pants club football is back tomorrow also. At 7:30 a.m. in the morning Normal Cop Time Liverpool "Red Sox" Football franchise host Manchester "Buccaneers" at This is Fenway in Merseyside. The "Bucs" are second to you-know-who on one little peepee goal. Team Tie is seventh.

Crystal Palace, oh my goodness Crystal Palace, Crystal Palace, no wins, no draws, no goals in seven matches, host Swine Chelsea, fourth, at the Palace at 10:00 a.m.

At 10:30 bells table-toppers God's Righteous Angels in Blue or Purple or Neon Green With the Oozing Bullet Wound play Stick, 13th, at the City of Manchester, aka Etihad, Stadium.

The only other match of note is Arsenal (5th) at Harry the Hornet (8th) who have an Elk's Head as their crest. Beat's a fucking oozing bullet wound.