Man, all the big short-pants football matches are on tomorrow. Spurs(3rd) toe it up against Child Porn(last), at 7:00 a.m. in the morning Normal Cop Time--Don't forget to turn your clocks from 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. tonight, Colonists. I'm gonna miss that one I'm afeared.
At 9:15 bells, though, God's Righteous Table-Topping Team of Angels host the "Pop Gunners"(5th). At 11:30 Manchester "Buccaneers"(2nd) play at Swine Chelsea(4th) and ninth-sitting, alright, so this is a bite game, Harry the Elk Hornet goes to Eve...Everton is NINETEENTH? NINETEENTH?! Whoa. They are the only blemish on the Angels record this season. Some BLEMISH! They've won two, drawn two (one against y.k.w.) and lost six...That shouldn't get them relegated, though...Ohhh, they've played one less match than the other flotsam. If they win tomorrow they'll be fifteenth. Which still blows. Like Trump, Trump fuck you. I bet Evertonianyinzers wish Sheikh Mansour--Thank you, Sheikh Mansour!!!!--had bought them rather than City. He would've too if Everton had a stadium not situated among row houses.
(9:02 pm)
#5 Oklahoma beat #11 Oklahoma State in the "Uncivil War" (snore) game inCoachburn Stillwater, 62-52.
(7:54 pm)
Oh my goodness, another come from behind loss for PSU (toldja that's how they like it). And another loss in the last minutes. Michigan State won on a walk-off field goal. Another brutal loss for PSU. Fortunately for them they have Ruptures next week.
(7:45)
Holy Hell, those "Demon Deacons" of Wake Forest came back to make a game of it in South Bend. Final, 48-37 "Lakers." That is not going to help ND, although at number 3 they could not go any higher.
Oh my goodness gracious, the Iowa "Sockeyes" KILLED #6 Ohio State 55-24! in...not Ames...not Davenport, that other place in Iowa. OSU was coming off that amazing come from behind over PSU (which is the way PSU-ites like to be fucked anyway) last week. Which takes the luster off the putative G.O.T.Y! I thought the "Pedobears" would be hung over and lose, I never imagined OSU would be spent. Iowa was unranked. Goodness gracious.
Speaking of davenports, how did Iowa State do in Coach Burn?...FUCK. Lost 20-16.
Speaking of Paterno Sandusky University, how did the #7 "Pedobears" do against #24 East Lansing Spartak (Who Arsenal play next week in the Europa League I think I said I think.)?. Michigan State won...27-24. Another one! Hmm, that G.O.T.Y. stuff last week? Fuggedaboudit.
(6:03 pm)
Football check! Haven't been following all afternoon...
Liverpool "Vols" beat sorry West Ham 4-1.
Hoo-Doggie, Notre Dame(#3) leads 5-3 Wake Forest 31-10 at the half!
OhioState'sLosingtoIowa31-17Halftime :o Trump, fuck you.
Oooh, my new second-favorite team #15 Iowa State is losing 20-10 in Couch Burn with 10:00 left in third.
Oh my God! The Florida Camouflaged Land Sharks got plastered with a facial cumshot at Missouri, 45-16!
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It sucks
To be
A Camouflaged Land Shark
That's FU's fourth straight loss!
Jesus Christ, Syracuse was involved in its third 27-24 game of the season! They lost at Half Ass U today. They previously beat the Beloveds 27-24 and the next week beat Clemson 27-24!
What about the Tennessee "Vols"? Ah, they play tonight. The Beloveds are off this week. Two straight wins took it out of them. They needed a break.
At 9:15 bells, though, God's Righteous Table-Topping Team of Angels host the "Pop Gunners"(5th). At 11:30 Manchester "Buccaneers"(2nd) play at Swine Chelsea(4th) and ninth-sitting, alright, so this is a bite game, Harry the Elk Hornet goes to Eve...Everton is NINETEENTH? NINETEENTH?! Whoa. They are the only blemish on the Angels record this season. Some BLEMISH! They've won two, drawn two (one against y.k.w.) and lost six...That shouldn't get them relegated, though...Ohhh, they've played one less match than the other flotsam. If they win tomorrow they'll be fifteenth. Which still blows. Like Trump, Trump fuck you. I bet Evertonianyinzers wish Sheikh Mansour--Thank you, Sheikh Mansour!!!!--had bought them rather than City. He would've too if Everton had a stadium not situated among row houses.
(9:02 pm)
#5 Oklahoma beat #11 Oklahoma State in the "Uncivil War" (snore) game in
(7:54 pm)
Oh my goodness, another come from behind loss for PSU (toldja that's how they like it). And another loss in the last minutes. Michigan State won on a walk-off field goal. Another brutal loss for PSU. Fortunately for them they have Ruptures next week.
(7:45)
Holy Hell, those "Demon Deacons" of Wake Forest came back to make a game of it in South Bend. Final, 48-37 "Lakers." That is not going to help ND, although at number 3 they could not go any higher.
Oh my goodness gracious, the Iowa "Sockeyes" KILLED #6 Ohio State 55-24! in...not Ames...not Davenport, that other place in Iowa. OSU was coming off that amazing come from behind over PSU (which is the way PSU-ites like to be fucked anyway) last week. Which takes the luster off the putative G.O.T.Y! I thought the "Pedobears" would be hung over and lose, I never imagined OSU would be spent. Iowa was unranked. Goodness gracious.
Speaking of davenports, how did Iowa State do in Coach Burn?...FUCK. Lost 20-16.
Speaking of Paterno Sandusky University, how did the #7 "Pedobears" do against #24 East Lansing Spartak (Who Arsenal play next week in the Europa League I think I said I think.)?. Michigan State won...27-24. Another one! Hmm, that G.O.T.Y. stuff last week? Fuggedaboudit.
(6:03 pm)
Football check! Haven't been following all afternoon...
Liverpool "Vols" beat sorry West Ham 4-1.
Hoo-Doggie, Notre Dame(#3) leads 5-3 Wake Forest 31-10 at the half!
OhioState'sLosingtoIowa31-17Halftime :o Trump, fuck you.
Oooh, my new second-favorite team #15 Iowa State is losing 20-10 in Couch Burn with 10:00 left in third.
Oh my God! The Florida Camouflaged Land Sharks got plastered with a facial cumshot at Missouri, 45-16!
It sucks
To be
A Camouflaged Land Shark
(No camouflage there)
That's FU's fourth straight loss!
Jesus Christ, Syracuse was involved in its third 27-24 game of the season! They lost at Half Ass U today. They previously beat the Beloveds 27-24 and the next week beat Clemson 27-24!
What about the Tennessee "Vols"? Ah, they play tonight. The Beloveds are off this week. Two straight wins took it out of them. They needed a break.
