Manchester City Sizes Up Its Toughest Premier League Opponent: Complacency

(NYT)

Yep...NO! Pep Guardiola has mind meld ability when it comes to this. He receives the signs telepathically and has a chip installed by CFG that zaps the brains of afflicted players. If that doesn't work the chip ejects them from Etihad onto Blue Moon. City's toughest league opponent this year is Liverpool.