Chris
@Schlongforto
i really don’t care if 5 games into the season they’re trying to murder each other, the Heat trading for Westbrook to pair with Jimmy Butler would make my penis EXPLODE
11:05 AM · Jul 7, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
Ross
@LegionHoopsRoss
The Heat have spoken to Oklahoma City about trading for Russell Westbrook.
I asked a league source — “Can Miami pull something like that off?”
The reply?
“Riley is a magician...don’t ever doubt him. Don’t ask me that again.”
Sheesh, sorry. 😂
11:26 AM · Jul 7, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
Chris of the exploding penis makes a good point. Nate Scott or Nick Scott, whatever, Scott of USAToday made the same point Saturday: Jimmy and Russ are two...explosive personalities. That suits the Miami “Heat” perfectly. And Pat Riley. The “Heat,” even when they suck, are the most hated team to play in the NBA. They are intense, physical, strong, and a little psychotic. Um...
The “Heat” have Erik Spoelstra. He coached the Big Three with Birdman. He knows how to handle superstars, personalities, exploding penises.
The Jimmy Butler trade made Miami a playoff team again. Adding Russell Westbrook would give Miami a, er, fighting chance against the elite of the Eastern Conference. Bet365 currently has Milwaukee 11/8, Philly 5/2, Boston 6/1, Brooklyn 15/2, Toronto 11/1, Indiana 16/1 and then Miami at 22/1 to win the East. Adding Westbrook would (I bet. Do you get it?) move the "Heat" ahead of Brooklyn (No KD yet) and Beans into third. So yeah, Russ and Jimmy would do just fine in Miami.
The Jimmy Butler trade made Miami a playoff team again. Adding Russell Westbrook would give Miami a, er, fighting chance against the elite of the Eastern Conference. Bet365 currently has Milwaukee 11/8, Philly 5/2, Boston 6/1, Brooklyn 15/2, Toronto 11/1, Indiana 16/1 and then Miami at 22/1 to win the East. Adding Westbrook would (I bet. Do you get it?) move the "Heat" ahead of Brooklyn (No KD yet) and Beans into third. So yeah, Russ and Jimmy would do just fine in Miami.
