Saturday, July 25, 2020

The Great Trump Death


When I closed up at 12:29 a.m. this morning we were at 145,539. We are now at...Jesus Christ we just went up 10 and then 9 more, we're up to 146,082. That's 543 in 16 hours, yeah, that's about what you'd expect. Reporting always lags on weekends. Last Saturday it dropped to 775 from 901 July 17. I don't think Trump will hit 775 today; now of course I'll be proven a liar. Last Sunday, the 19th, it bottomed out for the week at 412. The Times' stats have more of a Sunday-Monday lag than a Saturday-Sunday. Hold on a minute, lemme check WaPo...Well, WaPo, which is always a little lower, right now it is off 1.2%, WaPo has 934 Deaths today already. Fuck me. WAY over 543. I don't know man, I suck at math. WaPo is if anything low so at 934 at. Trump will certainly hit 1,000 today and that will make the fifth straight day over 1,000. I still think it unlikely we're going to have an 1,100 Pentagon. Hell, what do I know.

You have corrupted AND fucked up everything you've touched, ya bum.