I have never watched Carlson so don’t know his personal facial expressions...But lol there is a universal “What on earth is this man talking about?” face
And Matt, while you're at "clarifying": You have had living with you since he was 12 years old, a male Cuban immigrant, now 19 years old, who you have identified by name, Nestor Galban. What exactly is the relationship there?
1) Nestor is somebody you “met while dating his sister” (?!) (How old was she, Matt? 18+, I assume. Should I assume that, Matt?) ;
2) Nestor is, “My son” [“is a college freshman.”]. DID YOU KNOCK THAT YOUNG CUBAN IMMIGRANT GIRL?! No, Nestor is not Matt's love child;
3) then, He's “my adopted son”;
4) minus the formal, like legal, adoption paperwork;
5) then that you “feel like a single step-parent at times” to Nestor. Other times?;
6) then “We share no blood” (nor any, like, legal “paperwork”
7) who nonetheless, “is my life,” “the light of my life,” who you “couldn't imagine loving...any more if he was my own flesh and blood.”
Matt has exhausted all of the possible labels I can think of, except one, that would clarify his relationship with Nestor. So for completeness only Matt, have you ever had a sexual relationship with Nestor?
Do you have any other children you met while dating their sisters, Matt?