*Update. I hate you Quasi's. The below was based on NYT's 8:03 p.m. timed report. They didn't have the H-numbers then. At 8:06 p.m. they published the H-numbers. This post has been updated.
8:45 p.m.
14-day changes
+17 Cases.
-2% Hospitalizations.
-26% Deaths.
7-day daily averages (through March 31 unless indicated
64,396 Cases. Down. :o
40,329 Fucking shit piss hell "no data reported" Hospitalizations. Up. This is NYT's 8:03 p.m. report. Quasi's, let me ask you something, okay. How in hell can your report April 1's Vax numbers on April 1 and you can't report Hospitalizations from March 31 on April 1? How can your report Vax numbers on April 1 for April 1 before fucking April 1 is over?
938 Deaths. Down.
2,903,730 Vax (April 1). Up.
2.32% Deaths-Hospitalizations rate. Down, and on Day 70 POJO beats his Disgraced Predecessor's last week's percentage! ♮ Did I ever tell you you're my hero?♭
Daily number (March 31 unless indicated)
68,162 Cases. Up by 6k! Oh my God, +'s and -'s, both of those numbers (yesterday's was 62,045) cannot be true. It also seems unlikely to me that the 7-day daily average is DOWN for the second iteration in a row when the latest incorporates today's 68k number.
41,162 #!*& Hospitalizations. Up.
1,138 Deaths. Up 190! And the 7-day is DOWN.
3,358,112 Here! Me! Did you count me Quasi's? Up. You're welcome, POJO.
July 25 Herd Immunity Day. POJO kicks the extra point.
Grade C Pending. C at present but I bet when the Quasi-Official New York Times gets around to publishing the H-numbers will be up and up and that will affect the grade.
