-26% Cases.
-2% Hospitalizations. H’s IN NEG! H’s IN NEG!
-7% Deaths. ALL THREE DOWN! RELEASE THE BALLOONS OF JOY! POJO! POJO! POJO!
7-day averages
52,605 Cases. DOWN!
43,556 Hospitalizations. DOWN!
701 Deaths. up.
1.60% D-H. Up. Swine Death. Of course, it goes up, H's go down, D's go up, Duh. Swine.
2,669,664 Vax. Down.
Herd Immunity Day
My God, look at this: Sept. 8. Four days further away than yesterday.
President Biden Grade C.