Okay, the Quasi-Official New York Times is ready for us. What we got, Quasi's?
14-day changes
+20% Cases.-1% Hospitalizations. Creepin' up!
-29% Deaths. Stayin' down, down, down.
7-day daily averages (through April 1 unless indicated)
65,574 Cases. Up.
40,526 Hospitalizations. Up.
893 Deaths. Down. A plunge on the Quasi's graph. From 938 March 25-31.
2.20% Deaths to Hospitalizations rate. Down. A plunge also from the March 25-31 iteration. Way below the Disgraced's last rate of 2.34.
2,988,825 Vax. Up. Damn, that is an impressive daily average, almost 3M per! POJO has set a new 7-day average record each day March 25-April 2. POJO puttin' some shots in some damn arms!
Dailies (April 1 unless indicated)
77,624 Cases. Up.
41,518 Hospitalizations. Up.
955 Deaths. Down. Plunge from 1,138 March 31. Note though that 955 is a spurt from the 7-day daily average.
3,975,059 Vax. UP. More than 600k over March 31's and the second-highest daily total ever, behind only March 13's 4.57M! POJO! POJO! Unfortunately, Mr. President, Vax aren't gonna save you from getting a shitty grade tonight. Better days ahead for sure but the future is NOW, Mr. President.
July 24 Herd Immunity Day. Down.
Grade D
