COVID-19 BIDEN+74

The Quasi-Official New York Times has H-numbers for April 4 :o. Ah Quasi's, you're so fluffy I could die.

14-day changes

+18% Cases.

+1% Hospitalizations. H's move, with difficulty, into positive territory.

-23% Deaths. Deaths, omg Deaths, ❤ U.

7-day daily averages through April 4 unless indicated

64,023 Cases. Down.
40,938 Hospitalizations. Up. 

816 Deaths. Down. *smootch*

1.99% D-to-H. Down.

3,053,566 Vax. DOWN. That's the first time, I think, since I've been keeping track that Vax have been down over an entire week.

Dailies April 4, ditto

-Monday's are reporting lag days-

36,693 Cases. That's pretty funny Quasi's. Down 27k in one day! Wow. Who does your tabulating, Quasi's, gerbils? Mice? Nicholas Kristof,s sperm?
40,823 Hospitalizations. Up.

227 Deaths. Down 480 overnight. Must be Kristof.

2,134,049 Vax. Down 1.4M 

July 22 Herd Immunity Day. Backward.

President Biden Grade F