Friday, April 09, 2021

Why is Florida the Pustule on the Anus of America?

I don't know the answer to that question, but it is. We lead the nation in riots since 1979; we steal elections, 2000 most infamously; we have been home to Al Capone (The first house I bought on Miami Beach was reputedly that of one of Capone's mistresses.); an assassination attempt on president-elect Franklin Roosevelt during the interregnum in Feb. 1933 would have succeeded but for a woman jostling Giuseppe Zangara as he aimed to fire, killing the mayor of Chicago instead; Andrew Cunanin was attracted to Miami to assassinate Gianni Versace. (As agents closed in they were running through the yard of my family's best friends.); the Atlanta massage parlor killer was heading to Florida;Ted Bundy, Danny Rolling, Mario Lara, Parkland, the Orlando nightclub massacre;the ex-cop theater patron who was so bothered by the couple in front of him texting their daughter before the feature started that he shot and killed the man father, widowing the wife next to him; Gregory/Gloria Hemingway died in a City of Miami police jail. Enrique Tarrio, Proud Boys leader; Liberty U president Jerry "Wittol" Falwell; now joker Matt Jail Bait Gaetz,



I'm sure I'm leaving many worthies out.

What attracts them down here? Surely, the sun, the weather, the stunning beauty of the sky, the beaches, the nightlife, draw normal people, even normal celebrities, not just infamous psychopaths like the above and Donald Trump, Kucky Cushner, Ivanka and Marielitos. I don't know but it is fact. Florida is a pustule on the asshole of America and I would gladly support an effort to,