The Strait of America
Cowardly Lyin' Trump:
"After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated — pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States. It's true."
No, it's not.
But in his fantasies, Private Bone Spurs, who has never so much as punched someone in the face (Marco Rubio, 2016), still fashions himself a tough guy.
He's not. The whole world knows by now, he's T.A.C.O.
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