Saturday, August 29, 2026

Tottenham Notspur

This is a big, London, club. Got their own stadium, got money out the ass, spent big this summer after avoiding relegation on the last matchday of the 2025/26 season...

And have lost their first two matches this, stung 3-0 by the Bees at Brentford, 2-0 today at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium to Saudi Sovereign Wealth. Shut out in both and outscored by five in tyoo matches. Bottom of the Premier League. 

But wait. Three players, three, want to be Notspurs. And manager Roberto De Zerbi said after the loss to the Saudis that they are free to go.

Gonna be sippin' Coca-Cola next season, these Notspurs are.