Public Occurrences June 12, 2026

'We are the victor': Iran celebrates deal as Trump stays quiet on details

I don't know, Iran! This is better by you, it may throw the Florida Criminal into a Trumper Tantrum that scuttles the deal, but in claiming victory you are confirming that you are making peace with a Criminal who murdered your leader, who sneak-attacked you with the Protectorate Governor, who cannot be trusted and is a serial liar. HE IS GOING TO ATTACK YOU AGAIN RIGHT AFTER THE TOILET NATION ANNIVERSARY!

Iran Acknowledges "Peace Never Closer"

memo to Iran: 

I thought you were smarter than this. The "Memorandum of Understanding", whose terms only you, the Pakistanis, and the Florida Criminal's negotiators know, is not worth the paper that it is printed on. The Criminal wants something that he can wave in front of the American people on the 250th anniversary of the birth of Toilet Nation. He is going to find you in violation as soon as he can and he or Protectorate Governor Netanyahu will keep bombing you. Never trust a criminal. Never.

TACO

Threatened to bomb Iran back to the stone age again by the end of yesterday. He chickened out again.

David Hockney, Painter, Dead at 88

I saw Hockney in person once, at a symposium in New York City on his book Secret Knowledge.

Noel Skum Becomes First Trillionaire in Whole History of World