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President Donald Trump's Great American State Fair has so far gathered some unfavorable reactions, from inclement weather forcing cancellations to music artists dropping out of their headlining slots.

However, the president might be pleased to hear about one particular attendee: a cow named after his wife, first lady Melania Trump.

He might be.

                                                            Melania Trump; a cow.

                                                                          (Caption by People Magazine)

Speaking with The Washington Post about her specially-named animal, Piper Stolipher explained how she and her fellow students in the National FFA Organization (formerly known as Future Farmers of America) decided to pay tribute to the first lady in their livestock exhibition.

"We were trying to come up with patriotic names for the 250th year of America, and we thought Melania would be a good idea because it's the first lady's name and the hair colors kind of match," the student explained. "It just fit."

It was a good idea. Thank you Piper.

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