Saturday, August 14, 2010

Countries of Readers (with pithy commentary)

                                                                      


Argentina (I can understand how you lost the war to England over the Falklands, sorry the Malvinas.  The Brits only had a 3,000 mile supply line to defend; yeah, I get that.)
Australia (Aye Mate)
Belgium
Bulgaria
England
France
India
Korea (don't know if North or South)
Netherlands (What's the diff between you and Holland? What's the diff between you and Sweden? And Denmark? And Norway and Finland?)
Russia
South Africa (I cry for the beloved country I should have visited in 2006 instead of China)
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland (You're the ones with the knives and the bank accounts, right, not Sweden? YES, and you're the ones who were neutral against the Nazis. Okay, got it.)
Taiwan (Known here as FREE China. Swine PRC)