A reader wrote:

Dear Ben,

Do you still have the draft you wrote about the tree poisener? The one with the Chinese visitor? It sounds amusing. 

[name withheld]

Dear----,

Ha-ha. Thanks so much for your interest! I think I do. I will check and if so I'll see what shape it's in. I'll take this as a request will publish it if it's not too messy.

Best,
Ben