Sports News.

My goodness gracious. Ladies and genitals the University of Pittsburgh tackle football team will not win any awards this year unless winning six games and losing six games for the third year in a row merits some kind of trophy. However, one of the players from that average team has this week been recognized officially as spectacularly un-average. Aaron Donald swept several player-of-the-year awards. He was just awarded the Outland Trophy, probably the second most prestigious award in the sport, and earlier won the Bednarik, Lombardi, and Nagurski (The awards are based on the position played. (The positions overlap.)). All hail Aaron Donald and Hail to Pitt.