Saturday, August 09, 2014

Norfolk Island,

Norfolk Island,

I say, Norfolk Island is a self-governing territory of Oss-trayle-ee-ah and is classified by Google Stats as a "country." Norfolk Island has an area of 13.3 square miles, roughly the same size as Chris Christie, and a population of 2,302. The largest "city" on Norfolk Island is Burnt Pine. Burnt Pine has a population of 180. "There are no railways, waterways, ports or harbours on the island." However as modern attraction to residents and visitors Burnt Pine offers, according to Wikipedia, "angle parking."

Pageviews by country, August 8, 2014, 8:43 pm-10:42 pm.

United States 6.
Norfolk Island 2.
Russia 2.
Slovenia 2.
Canada 1.