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Tennis: The guy hits the ball it goes over the net the other guy hits the ball IT goes over the net the first guy hits the ball BACK over the net...
Soccer: manchestercity0stoke1. sonofabitchfriggingstoke.stokeitinyourfriggingarse.
And that concludes our Sporting News updates! (6:30 pm)
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They're still playing that tennis tournament. Instant updates here.
In America this week scholars began playing tackle football. Menz. On Thursday night the University of "South Carolina Must be Destroyed"...was. In the sport of "watching the grass grow" the Boston "Red Sox" suck.
And in Albion just now, an early relegation battle between Chevrolet United of Manchester and Burnley (The "Clarets.") saw the two XI's wheeze to a scintillating nil-nil draw. Oh, and Angel di Maria, who CUM bought from Real Madrid for a record $99,000,000 and was playing his first match, went down to the turf clutching his leg and had to be taken out injured. First match.
Tennis: The guy hits the ball it goes over the net the other guy hits the ball IT goes over the net the first guy hits the ball BACK over the net...
Soccer: manchestercity0stoke1. sonofabitchfriggingstoke.stokeitinyourfriggingarse.
And that concludes our Sporting News updates! (6:30 pm)
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They're still playing that tennis tournament. Instant updates here.
In America this week scholars began playing tackle football. Menz. On Thursday night the University of "South Carolina Must be Destroyed"...was. In the sport of "watching the grass grow" the Boston "Red Sox" suck.
And in Albion just now, an early relegation battle between Chevrolet United of Manchester and Burnley (The "Clarets.") saw the two XI's wheeze to a scintillating nil-nil draw. Oh, and Angel di Maria, who CUM bought from Real Madrid for a record $99,000,000 and was playing his first match, went down to the turf clutching his leg and had to be taken out injured. First match.
