And now for the sporting news. In sporting news there's apparently some women's tennis tournament going on someplace on account of Google has a doodle on it. Cool. And in America there's baseball. Men's.
Concluding this round-the-world look at sporting news, in merry old England Chevrolet United of Manchester (C.U.M.) played "Sunderland" in soccer. Men's. Sunderland's nickname is the "Black Cats" and they wear red-and-white vertical-striped shirts. For some reason. CUM and the "Black Cats" played at the "Stadium of Light" yesterday. At full-time the scoreboard at the "Stadium of Light" read:
Sunderland, 1.
CUM, 1.
That makes CUM zero-for-the-season so far in, like, "wins" and only two goals. Twenty-two other CUM shots were sprayed all over the place. Wayne Rooney took one right in the face.
All of which makes new CUM manager Vincent van Gaal and all CUM lovers unhappy.
And today, ho-hum, at the Etihad Stadium, God's Angels in Blue beat the Liverpool "Ex-Cannibals" 3-1 which makes God and all His Believers...happy. Really happy.
Concluding this round-the-world look at sporting news, in merry old England Chevrolet United of Manchester (C.U.M.) played "Sunderland" in soccer. Men's. Sunderland's nickname is the "Black Cats" and they wear red-and-white vertical-striped shirts. For some reason. CUM and the "Black Cats" played at the "Stadium of Light" yesterday. At full-time the scoreboard at the "Stadium of Light" read:
Sunderland, 1.
CUM, 1.
That makes CUM zero-for-the-season so far in, like, "wins" and only two goals. Twenty-two other CUM shots were sprayed all over the place. Wayne Rooney took one right in the face.
All of which makes new CUM manager Vincent van Gaal and all CUM lovers unhappy.
And today, ho-hum, at the Etihad Stadium, God's Angels in Blue beat the Liverpool "Ex-Cannibals" 3-1 which makes God and all His Believers...happy. Really happy.
