Airbus crash pilot Andreas Lubitz had been planning a spectacular gesture ["Spectacular gesture," that's a lead! GOOD lead, "spectacular gesture."] to make everyone "remember" [WELL! WELL! WELL!] who he was, it was claimed on Friday night.

An ex-girlfriend of the Germanwings pilot who crashed his plane in the French Alps, killing all 149 others on board, described him as "tormented" and able to hide secrets.

Maria, 26 (not her real name), told Bild newspaper that when she heard about the crash she remembered that he had said he was going do something "that would change the system" and "make everyone remember" him.

She added: "It didn't make sense at the time but now it all does."

Maria, who is thought to have met Lubitz at work, said he would wake up at night screaming in terror: "We're going down."

-Telegraph.

STOP. Thank you, Maria! Enough. I'm "READY TO RULE!" Lufty, come here. Lufty, that deep search for legal meaning in "unfit to work," yada yada, that's all bullshit now. Lufty, this is the situation, you have the following situation on your hands: You had a guy with tweety birds flying around in his head flying an Airbus, okay? You are FUCK-ED.