There is definitely a Putin-Beast Mode connection, though. Maybe Putin goes that way, too, I don't know! Maybe that's where MHPutin is! Down at the stable-harems with Ramzan. Once you've had sheep, you'll never go back? I don't know, man. I just don't know.

Oh God. "Put your head on my shoul-a-der." Boy, you can never really know a man, you know? I bet Ramzan is Putin's pimp, his "zoo-keeper" if you know what I mean. Maybe Putin just needed to get a little "sexual heal-in'," and be knew he could find every earthly delight with Ramzan, I don't know. He really seems to "like" Ramzan.