For Google search term "NSA crossdresser," the first 11 images of real people:

You're telling me that's a crossdresser.

How do guys get...those?

NSA, that is pathetic. C'mon.

Omg. What do you guys do right?

Better. Advice: don't use actual paint on the hair.

Umm...No.

Mama Cass? Chris Christie?

She'll do. How much?