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"Since when did Aston Villa become a small-time club?"  It says you were founded in 1874.

"Since when did it shrug off its status as the dominant club in its nation’s second biggest city?"
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Which nation? Aston Villa is the second biggest city in England? I would have thought Manchester or Liverpool...Wait a minute, I can't even find Aston Villa on a map. Are you guys in England or are you in Wales or the Isle of Man or someplace like that, I can't even find you on a map. WHERE THE FUCK IS ASTON VILLA?!

*UPDATED. July 19, 8:31 pm:

Oh yes, I did know, Witton, West Midlands, I just forgot. Witton, West Midlands is the home of Aston Villa, they are the biggest club there, the other is Witton FC and I think there's another, West Midlands FC but I don't think they're in the same league, maybe the Big 10 or Big XII, I'm not sure.

#UPDATED, July 19, 9:05 pm:

Birmingham? Aston Villa is not the biggest football club in Birmingham, the Alabama "Crimson Tide" is lol.