This your brain, Rooski: Hitler write Mein Kampf, "ME INVADE ROOSKI!" Rooski say, "He kidding." Churchill, Roosevelt: "ROOSKI?!" Rooski: "Swine Churchill, Roosevelt stir up trouble. Hitler no invade." Hitler invade.

Okay, Rooski? Number one. Number two: America say no invade; NATO say no invade. Rooski say: "America, NATO always stir up trouble, try trick Rooski, AMERICA, NATO INVADE!" America, NATO no invade.

Brain no good, Rooski, work backward. You see, Rooski? Rooski need new brain, see Rooski?...Okay Rooski, keep brain. Pssst, Rooski! America and NATO GOING INVADE!!!