Email received:
How did we do that? This was the villain who turned us down to stay with the "Villains" on accounta he was being threatened by "Villain" fanatics. This is the one C.U.M. lovers were trolling us about. That is the email address I receive Man City emails from. It looks legit.
UPDATE: 7:56 pm. From the BBC: Aston Villa released a 30-word statement confirming their captain's exit.
"Aston Villa can confirm that Fabian Delph has exercised the release clause in his contract and will join Manchester City," it said.
HA-HA! C.U.M.-lovers, your troll just backfired all over your face. Ewww, get a towel and wipe that off.
UPDATE: 8:11 pm. Ooh. Fabian was the "Villains" captain, too. Only cost £8 million for the captain. Are Aston Villa in the Premier League? Yes, right?
UPDATE: 8:21 pm:
City sign Fabian Delph! 
| From | Manchester City mcfc@reply.mcfc.co.uk |
How did we do that? This was the villain who turned us down to stay with the "Villains" on accounta he was being threatened by "Villain" fanatics. This is the one C.U.M. lovers were trolling us about. That is the email address I receive Man City emails from. It looks legit.
UPDATE: 7:56 pm. From the BBC: Aston Villa released a 30-word statement confirming their captain's exit.
"Aston Villa can confirm that Fabian Delph has exercised the release clause in his contract and will join Manchester City," it said.
HA-HA! C.U.M.-lovers, your troll just backfired all over your face. Ewww, get a towel and wipe that off.
UPDATE: 8:11 pm. Ooh. Fabian was the "Villains" captain, too. Only cost £8 million for the captain. Are Aston Villa in the Premier League? Yes, right?
UPDATE: 8:21 pm:
