How many of us are sick of I-ran, new-ews!

There is one fucking guy, see him in the back row? There is always ...Oh no! The guy one seat to his right isn't raising his hand, unless it's obscured. I don't think it is! That's two who aren't sick of Iran news. Oh hell, then there's another guy down front, blue tie. Arright, fine.

We'll run through this like ex-lax so we don't get too annoyed. In one hour and...44 minutes the "deadline" will pass...Already getting annoyed. Okay, quick! Kerry says he can "walk away" which isn't really true cuz he broke his leg and is in a cast so he'd have to hobble away. Anyway. If the deadline passes that turns out to mean only that the talks will (choke) resume in September. Wanna know why? Well, I'm gonna tell ya anyway. Because...deep breath...all this deadline really means is that the United States Senate won't get 60 days to review any deal, they'll only get 30 if they wait till September. I know that doesn't make sense but that's what it is. Okay, look: If they had reached a deal when this post started the senate would only have 30 days. The rules Obama worked out with the senate are that if a deal was not reached by the end of today Washington time...1:35 away now...then the senate would have 60 days. But! If a deal wasn't reached by the end of today AND the talks were postponed until September, then the senate would only have 30 days again. See?...Look, man, I didn't make these fucking rules okay, leave me alone.

They haven't reached a deal this week apparently because Obama stuck his big fat foot in. Had a SECURE video conference with John-John Wednesday night and the foot hit the air pump. Told Kerry, "Do better" or something. So Kerry went back and told Sharif and Sharif said "YOU CANNOT THREATEN IRANIANS!" Honest Injun, that's what Sharif said. Got so loud arguing back and forth that some "aides" had to come into the negotiating room and tell them to keep it down. Honest Injun! 

Lavrov says "our Western partners"--Is Lavrov Gay? We are not your fucking "partners" Lavrov! Why do he and Putin keep using that word? WE ARE YOUR ENEMIES!--Anyway, Sergei says it's the P5-1's fault, "not Iran's." That's what he said. And that's what Sharif said also...Maybe Sharif and Lavrov are "partners," huh? Ugh, that is DISGUSTING!!!...1:25 to go. Tick-tock, tick-tock, night-night termites.