It becomes my disagreeable duty to report that my bank, that's my BANK, was robbed today.
Wow. Tremendous disguise, huh? Well, he's not gonna get a chance to improve at his trade. The gendarme somehow were able to identify him and track him down. That wasn't hard either since he lived right near by. Within two hours: case solv-ed and Mr. Intelligent is now awaiting autopsy. I *heart* police. (That guy is a disgrace to honest bank robbers everywhere. Sheesh.)
Snap civics quiz: Independence Day in America is-----? Even that bank robber knows, would have known until a few hours ago: July 4. Like DUH! No it tain't. It's officially tomorrow, which is 11 minutes from now Normal People Time which is July 3. WHAT is this country coming to? I don't know.
Dwyane Wade signed a one-year contract for $20 million today to stay with the Miami "Lukewarms" which pulled Patrick Riley's scrotal sac out of the flames and relaxed the sphincters of "Lukewarm" fanatics.
Kevin Love re-signed with the Cleveland "Mistakes"...I think for the same amount but per annum and five years. Correction: $22 million per. EXCUSE ME!
Snap civics quiz: Independence Day in America is-----? Even that bank robber knows, would have known until a few hours ago: July 4. Like DUH! No it tain't. It's officially tomorrow, which is 11 minutes from now Normal People Time which is July 3. WHAT is this country coming to? I don't know.
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