MINNEAPOLIS, March 17 /PRNewswire/ -- Cambria, the only producer of natural quartz surfaces in the United States, today announced the creation and distribution of Cambria Style, a lifestyle publication for consumers and trade partners.
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"The only producer of natural quartz surfaces..."? Is that a joke? The "only," like we expected market saturation for natural quartz surfaces? Like, the Cambria stores for their unique natural quartz surfaces are like Apple stores when the new phones come out, lines around the block? No.
Well, okay, at least it's not trying to market the attractions of the Hughes Bore Hole, Stella Williamson's grave site, the byoo-tee-ful and historic county jail, the World's Largest Pumpkin, or the Shit Creek.
But there are possibilities there and perhaps we could work with the material provided.
CAMBRIA COUNTY STYLE
NORTHERN CAMBRIA STYLE
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"The only producer of natural quartz surfaces..."? Is that a joke? The "only," like we expected market saturation for natural quartz surfaces? Like, the Cambria stores for their unique natural quartz surfaces are like Apple stores when the new phones come out, lines around the block? No.
Well, okay, at least it's not trying to market the attractions of the Hughes Bore Hole, Stella Williamson's grave site, the byoo-tee-ful and historic county jail, the World's Largest Pumpkin, or the Shit Creek.
But there are possibilities there and perhaps we could work with the material provided.
CAMBRIA COUNTY STYLE
NORTHERN CAMBRIA STYLE
