“He acts like he’s some sort of tough guy. This isn’t a tough guy. The other day he told a protester, ‘I wish I could punch you in the face.’ Donald Trump has never punched anyone in the face, okay? This guy was born into money, inherited $200 million — he’s never punched anyone in the face! He’s not a tough guy!"
Let us pause for a moment in silent admiration.
“He acts like he’s some sort of tough guy.
For these are immortal words.
The other day he told a protester, ‘I wish I could punch you in the face.’
Set up.
Donald Trump has never punched anyone in the face, okay?
Did you see the follow-through on that swing? Fluid, Oh! so smooth. Did you hear the thwack when he hit it? Did you see how that ball just disappeared, like it was shot out of a cannon. Look at it again.
He’s never punched anyone in the face!
"Never." He has "never." In his whole life. It is true. His fingers are too short to make an effective ball of a fist.
He's not a tough guy!
No...No...He Is Not.
Those words should be chiseled onto a monument. Trump Tower: "HE'S NOT A TOUGH GUY!"
