Wednesday, February 17, 2016

People also ask.

I just googled "Republican Party" and got this:

People also ask

What is the GOP?
What is the difference between republican and democratic parties?
Who is the leader of the Republican Party?
Are conservative and Republican the same?

So, we're gonna play whack-a-mole with this:

1. "What is the GOP?" 

GOP is an alias for the Republican Party which they used when confronted by those who hunted them with flaming, ever-burn, extra-large candles. GOP is an acronym that stands for Grand Old Phalangists.

2. "What is the differernce between republican and democratic parties?" 

The Democratic Party represents a higher plane of evolution than the Republican Party. Physically the two are readily distinguishable by the Democrat's larger brain and larger heart and the Republican by his short, stumpy middle finger and agape anus. 

Scientists believe Democrats and Republicans branched off from the human family tree approximately 50,000 years ago. Democrats became fully human in modern terms while Republicans remained Neanderthals whose lives were nearly solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. Like their fingers.

Modern Republicans dispute evolutionary science and believe as God created Woman from Adam's rib, God created them from Democrat's asshole.

Increasingly stressed by a changing environment and inability to adapt, and devastated by their hunters' flambeaux weaponry, Republicans became extinct in 2016.

3. Adolph Schicklgruber.

4. "Are conservative and Republican the same?" 

No. "Conservative" is a term used interchangably with "environmentalist." Conservatives are concerned with keeping the environment pristine while Republicans believe in ethnic cleansing.