Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Start Spreadin' The News

Whoa! Donald J. Trump and Hillary J. Clinton are spreading death and destruction on their opponents tonight in New Yahk. With 54% of the votes counted Der Fuhrer has 61.5%! of the Christian Phalangist vote, to 24% for Kasich and only 14.4% for TrusTed! Hoo-doggie I bet Cruz wishes he had never said "New York values."

In God's Party, Mrs. Clinton has 59.2% to Bernie's 40.8%.

Maybe those margins won't hold up, I have no idea what votes are outstanding but no polls predicted this slaughter on either side.