Monday, June 13, 2016

Putting Yourself In The Other Guy's High Heels

But let's say Fort Pierce, Florida, I don't know, just doesn't put lead in your pistol, you want a BIG city.

The distance from Fort Pierce to Orlando is 117 miles.
The distance from Fort Pierce to Miami is 127 miles.

Decisions, decisions.

Dude, don't sweat this, either way you can't lose! Orlando-"I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!" Any Islamic mass murderer who's worth a shit could shoot HUNDREDS of LITTLE KIDS at Disney World.

-OR-

"I'm taking my talons to South Beach."

You could mass murder CELEBRITIES in Miami. Celebrities, each one an instantiation of American cultural imperialism! American celebrity womenz violating the Koran's command of modesty in more ways than Mo ever imagined! TONS of  "uncovered meat," as the mullah put it. Acres of bare flesh, perfect to sink your talons into!

And all Americans are not created equal for mass murder purposes. According to the authoritative "Mass Murder for Dummies" the official exchange rate is a minimum of 5-1. Minimum. You can whack more celebrities than you can shake an AK at in Miami.

And if homophobia is your thing, dude, you have hit the MOTHERLODE in Miami.

What does this dummy do? Goes to a gay nightclub in Orlando.

Why? This was "well-planned" according to the gendarme. He obviously chose Pulse specifically, and over a plethora of more "high-value" targets.

He knew Pulse.